Post by crazymonkey on Dec 14, 2004 9:35:00 GMT -5
:-[same as 1 word story but instead of using 1 word...use 3 words
Once upon a
***Edit: Here is the entire story as of June 25. It's pretty messed up, enjoy:
Once upon a time in the stinky messy swamp, a completely crazy monkey had a really bad temper decided to go and hunt for a poisonous snakes tail while eating a moldy sock but he then ripped a fart and it had large chunks of big, green, nasty ugly, smelly, moldy pie filled pinatas! It made him choke on his chocolate covered peanuts and then headed thru the poop-shoot into a big another stinkin poopshoot! before he climbed thru china town before eating a three legged dogg's dark mysterious little black beady eyeball spooged out at an incredibly ugly pink dolphin's nose. Jesus befriended him, with loose change. Out of nowhere a furry critter pulled out a gigantic furry animal's unbelievably huge ears and bit them with his rotted teeth. Then he spitted them on. Frankenstien's great aunt who looks like shrek on crack. The annoying donkey smelled like something really disguting, but he wore Powerstripe! Spammers are really annoying, fat, di**s but they also are named Ralbu!!!!!!!! Hisbutkickness likes cooking Ralbu for breakfast!!!!!!! Ralbu kills Hisbutkickness in his Dreams!!!!!!!!!!!! Those typos really aer vrey annyoign! All the knights in the castle were dancing and eating mash potato when the ground started growing breasts that were really firm, large, and very, very tempting. Somebody decided to touch one of the large, furry breasts, but was distracted by a huge humping bunny who was humping like a bunny! Hisbutkickness walked over, and said " hello" to the knight who then cried "Suuuuppp?" and then blew his nose with a hankerchief! Although he had very bad crabs, the french restaurant had to slice the roast beef! The table was set to perfection because the king was a girl! While eating at the lavish castle the knights were throwing large balls of mincemeat around! Now they all smell like mincemeat! Which definetly isn't anything close to what a knight normally smells like! After taking a poo, they went to take a shower, but there was a nervous skunk Waiting for them. When the skunk saw them, she started producing some hot blueberry muffins filled with smelly blue cheese curds! Two days later, he fell off a giant muffin-filled blue balloon and hit his own little midget with a club. After he smashed the midget into his pointy hat and then put the hat into a giant box, the knight popped his sword against all those muffin and went over to Alaska to ride on a one horse open-sliegh. Afterwards, he had to go to the boys room to put on his panty-hose He liked the silk on his ugly green toes and his two ankles. He was very tall and fat, looking like a sumo worrier was sad because his hamster died. At the funeral on friday night a miracle happened when it went outside and his hamster was re-born. The hamster was kinda pink but he had huge purple ears that twitched when he laughed. He was cool but not very smart, thus making him seem like a fried crispy froot loop. Humping like a rabbit on drugs, Ralbu carries three bags of cookies and heads towards the bar, and orders a double shot of cuervo. After he drinks his drink, he starts throwing cookies at his brother named running eagle. In reply, RE grabbed a big hairy cow that was covered with Crazy Monkeys that liked to run around and hump little girly monkeys and threw it into outer space with the power of an almighty Zeus who ate all the monkeys in the pubic park next to the monkey bars that were colored red for blood that has been offered as sacrifice to the gods of ancient Romans from long ago. Many bananas were fighting for position in the government of the Republic where Jabba the Hut was an ugly slimy thing and he ate big squishy stinky macaroni with fish. It caused him to suddenly implode his guts spilled and the storm that they causedcreated massive panic. People ran everywhereeating their cookies while splicing DNA. After that they sang beautiful songs and farted all night long with great enthusiasm, but it wasn't very romantic; so they got together to GET IN ON! After that a rather horny goat put his large TOE inside the nose of Xandersen when Xandersen said Owww! That hurt! When the old bear went to town the young bears all gathered around The Smelly Poo and ate it with great delight. and then they went to brush their teeth with a huge, hairy yellow horn, made of severed genatalia! Soon the bear, named Jack, went into a bar , and said owe! He then shot his foot with a pea shooter and he never had a foot to fondle again. He was sad, because all the chips had been eaten by the big hunry bottom feeding goldfish who also ate chips. The bear set out hiking, and was shot by Ralbu in the bottom where it said hi! Then everybody went over and said hi! Then he saw you say hi! Then he didn't end the sentance! Now hisbutkickness is going to die while saying hi! Then they all went to town and aliens attacked from the mothership, killing hbk again! after they did the gruesome deed they all ate a beautiful Steed! After an animal went to town, they all farted very loudly, and and killed australia , France, the US, and six chickens with large talons! Then robin hood and his merry women, went to the porno shop and rented hisbutkickness. The next day, robin saw his ex-wife across the thread thorndrumheller made. The thread was quickly eaten by the gaping jaws of thorndrumhellers drunken mother. The town drunk who is actually the country drunk. Little did she know that he was in a meatball sandwich that smelled oddly of dathrons dingle berrys so then she squished them to pulp made of a very bad frozen fish butt. Sandwiches are great, especially when they are made of meaty servered fingers. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away there lived a boy named Luke. He had a blue velvet hat....
To be continued....
Once upon a
***Edit: Here is the entire story as of June 25. It's pretty messed up, enjoy:
Once upon a time in the stinky messy swamp, a completely crazy monkey had a really bad temper decided to go and hunt for a poisonous snakes tail while eating a moldy sock but he then ripped a fart and it had large chunks of big, green, nasty ugly, smelly, moldy pie filled pinatas! It made him choke on his chocolate covered peanuts and then headed thru the poop-shoot into a big another stinkin poopshoot! before he climbed thru china town before eating a three legged dogg's dark mysterious little black beady eyeball spooged out at an incredibly ugly pink dolphin's nose. Jesus befriended him, with loose change. Out of nowhere a furry critter pulled out a gigantic furry animal's unbelievably huge ears and bit them with his rotted teeth. Then he spitted them on. Frankenstien's great aunt who looks like shrek on crack. The annoying donkey smelled like something really disguting, but he wore Powerstripe! Spammers are really annoying, fat, di**s but they also are named Ralbu!!!!!!!! Hisbutkickness likes cooking Ralbu for breakfast!!!!!!! Ralbu kills Hisbutkickness in his Dreams!!!!!!!!!!!! Those typos really aer vrey annyoign! All the knights in the castle were dancing and eating mash potato when the ground started growing breasts that were really firm, large, and very, very tempting. Somebody decided to touch one of the large, furry breasts, but was distracted by a huge humping bunny who was humping like a bunny! Hisbutkickness walked over, and said " hello" to the knight who then cried "Suuuuppp?" and then blew his nose with a hankerchief! Although he had very bad crabs, the french restaurant had to slice the roast beef! The table was set to perfection because the king was a girl! While eating at the lavish castle the knights were throwing large balls of mincemeat around! Now they all smell like mincemeat! Which definetly isn't anything close to what a knight normally smells like! After taking a poo, they went to take a shower, but there was a nervous skunk Waiting for them. When the skunk saw them, she started producing some hot blueberry muffins filled with smelly blue cheese curds! Two days later, he fell off a giant muffin-filled blue balloon and hit his own little midget with a club. After he smashed the midget into his pointy hat and then put the hat into a giant box, the knight popped his sword against all those muffin and went over to Alaska to ride on a one horse open-sliegh. Afterwards, he had to go to the boys room to put on his panty-hose He liked the silk on his ugly green toes and his two ankles. He was very tall and fat, looking like a sumo worrier was sad because his hamster died. At the funeral on friday night a miracle happened when it went outside and his hamster was re-born. The hamster was kinda pink but he had huge purple ears that twitched when he laughed. He was cool but not very smart, thus making him seem like a fried crispy froot loop. Humping like a rabbit on drugs, Ralbu carries three bags of cookies and heads towards the bar, and orders a double shot of cuervo. After he drinks his drink, he starts throwing cookies at his brother named running eagle. In reply, RE grabbed a big hairy cow that was covered with Crazy Monkeys that liked to run around and hump little girly monkeys and threw it into outer space with the power of an almighty Zeus who ate all the monkeys in the pubic park next to the monkey bars that were colored red for blood that has been offered as sacrifice to the gods of ancient Romans from long ago. Many bananas were fighting for position in the government of the Republic where Jabba the Hut was an ugly slimy thing and he ate big squishy stinky macaroni with fish. It caused him to suddenly implode his guts spilled and the storm that they causedcreated massive panic. People ran everywhereeating their cookies while splicing DNA. After that they sang beautiful songs and farted all night long with great enthusiasm, but it wasn't very romantic; so they got together to GET IN ON! After that a rather horny goat put his large TOE inside the nose of Xandersen when Xandersen said Owww! That hurt! When the old bear went to town the young bears all gathered around The Smelly Poo and ate it with great delight. and then they went to brush their teeth with a huge, hairy yellow horn, made of severed genatalia! Soon the bear, named Jack, went into a bar , and said owe! He then shot his foot with a pea shooter and he never had a foot to fondle again. He was sad, because all the chips had been eaten by the big hunry bottom feeding goldfish who also ate chips. The bear set out hiking, and was shot by Ralbu in the bottom where it said hi! Then everybody went over and said hi! Then he saw you say hi! Then he didn't end the sentance! Now hisbutkickness is going to die while saying hi! Then they all went to town and aliens attacked from the mothership, killing hbk again! after they did the gruesome deed they all ate a beautiful Steed! After an animal went to town, they all farted very loudly, and and killed australia , France, the US, and six chickens with large talons! Then robin hood and his merry women, went to the porno shop and rented hisbutkickness. The next day, robin saw his ex-wife across the thread thorndrumheller made. The thread was quickly eaten by the gaping jaws of thorndrumhellers drunken mother. The town drunk who is actually the country drunk. Little did she know that he was in a meatball sandwich that smelled oddly of dathrons dingle berrys so then she squished them to pulp made of a very bad frozen fish butt. Sandwiches are great, especially when they are made of meaty servered fingers. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away there lived a boy named Luke. He had a blue velvet hat....
To be continued....